February 2012
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The karma of fucking over a good girl; The bitch...
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Mother: what day is it today?
Me: THE DAY I STARTED MY PERIOD!
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So this morning I had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse and it was my family and another house down the street that were still alive. They were jewish and for some apparent reason, my family were scared of them. My step sister and I were shapeshifters and we can transform into cats. So we would jump in midair, lookin all fly and as we land, we turned into cats. We used our...
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Anonymous asked: How comee you don't go for asians?
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French men with sunken cheekbones, nice...
Yea, ‘nuff said.
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everyone: wow valentine's day is tomorrow i'm so alone and single and no one loves me i'm crying forever alone so depressing tears agony sorrow i hate myself no one even cares about me why try why breathe why do anything
me: seriously why isn't pluto a planet i still don't understand
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WatchThis oddly turned me on…
